TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Matt Dickman Birthday: 09-01-1985 Birthplace: Plano FUCKING Texas, god i hate it Current Location: Da' 303 BITCH Eye Color: blue Hair Color: blonde Height: 165 Right Handed or Left Handed: right, mother fucker Your Heritage: scottish and ass-kicker The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals, real cute ones that show off my toe-nail polish Your Weakness: bullets, midgets, and midgets riding penguins Your Fears: mannequins, jesus, little kids, spiders, getting kicked in the face by some old martial arts master Your Perfect Pizza: carried in a tortoises' shell, covered in unicorn, sunshine, and smiles Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have the strength to break through walls with my rock hard weiner Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck yah Thoughts First Waking Up: smoke? Your Best Physical Feature: my nipples Your Bedtime: whenever the say it is, rapehole, i do what i want! Your Most Missed Memory: that time i fought maximus prime Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: what? Do you Swear: never, blasphemy is horrible, GO JESUS!!! Do you Sing: with the harmony of the most beautiful bird Do you Shower Daily: show...er? Have you Been in Love: probably Do you want to go to College: i am in college, so take that Do you want to get Married: only if i can then kill her and inherit her wealth Do you belive in yourself: not as much as i believe in god Do you get Motion Sickness: absolutely not Do you think you are Attractive: you can't look directly at me, you will explode. that's how attractive i am Are you a Health Freak: welll, i guess, but i do eat my own poop Do you get along with your Parents: fuck them Do you like Thunderstorms: shit yesa Do you play an Instrument: i wish In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: absolutely not, alcohol is the most evil thing on this planet In the past month have you Smoked: crack? In the past month have you been on Drugs: heroin? In the past month have you gone on a Date: no. everyone hates me. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i once punched a pregnant woman. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: then ate her mis-carried baby In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i had sex with sushi, does that count? In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, im too good to dump In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yah, in my parents bed In the past month have you Stolen Anything: besides your heart? Ever been Drunk: ever been sober? Ever been called a Tease: yes. Ever been Beaten up: nope, i do the beating up Ever Shoplifted: no, that is so illegal How do you want to Die: fast as fuck, high as fuck, happy as fuck. and take a lot of people out with me What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a proffessional ninja/doctor/quarterback/secret agent/stay at home mom What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: brown Favourite Hair Color: black Short or Long Hair: short Height: 5'7 Weight: 130 Best Clothing Style: non-existant Number of Drugs I have taken: my fair share Number of CDs I own: eleventy-billion Number of Piercings: none...yet Number of Tattoos: none...yet Number of things in my Past I Regret: 37 and a quarter CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
